Local headline: "Gunman wearing dress robs convenience store." Left his sunglasses behind, too. Fingerprints, anyone?
One too many Batman movies? The kind of "cunning plan" that comes from overuse of intoxicants? Somebody needs a "WWRuPD?" bracelet!
ETA: I've figured it out: he was hoping to be a compromise pick for Secretary of State!
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