Local headline: "Gunman wearing dress robs convenience store." Left his sunglasses behind, too. Fingerprints, anyone?
One too many Batman movies? The kind of "cunning plan" that comes from overuse of intoxicants? Somebody needs a "WWRuPD?" bracelet!
ETA: I've figured it out: he was hoping to be a compromise pick for Secretary of State!
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"What would RuPaul Do?"
Well, probably not hold up a convenience store.
Certainly not in a green dress.
I mean, everybody knows armed robbery calls for something in black with sequins, and a matching moneybag purse!
Jake, maybe YOU can pull it off, but I simply don't have the legs for it.
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