Just as dizzy as can be this morning -- and I discovered that I had a forgotten dentist appointment today, an hour before my recently, reluctantly scheduled and much-dreaded m*mmogr*m.
Should'a stood in bed. Instead, I have rescheduled the dentist. I don't mind going to the dentist. I almost like it. But the other? No. Just no.
Update
6 days ago
4 comments:
I’ll trade you 2 mammograms for a prostate exam.
Throw in two Pap smears (etc.) and you might have a viable offer...
The medical profession has no end of humiliating, uncomfortable experiences to give everyone.
"I’ll trade you 2 mammograms for a prostate exam."
I've had both (long story) and I'll take the prostate exam any time over the other. At least the prostate exam is merely a little uncomfortable and somewhat awkward. ;-)
I hate prostate exams. However they are nothing compared to mammograms. My wife has nearly smacked rad-techs in the head when they cranked down too hard. Many guys don't know mammograms HURT.
Colonoscopies don't hurt because you're out, but KNOWING what they do is bad enough.
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