In a world of illiterates, the woman with half an Unabridged rules! Boo-yeah.
(Thanks to Hal West -- not his real name but he'll know himself -- at the Skunk Works for the title, which was his first comment to me after finding the Adventures. AFAIK, he's a teetotaler, too!)
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