Monday, January 27, 2020


So I open up the box of my new IKEA silk scarf, and there it all is:

-A mulberry sapling
-A dozen caterpillars
-Two itty-bitty knitting needles
-And 482 pages of utterly incomprehensible pictographic drawings.


     ...Rattling around in the bottom of the box, a little metric Allen wrench that doesn't fit anything.


RandyGC said...

Thanks for the smile!

Jerry said...

Luv it!

JayNola said...

A whole new level of some assembly required.

rickn8or said...

Gentlemen, I believe we have just seen the birth of a classic here.

John Peddie (Toronto) said...


But I have to ask:

Were those incomprehensible drawings in some foreign language that disdains the alphabet we normally use?

I always figure that anything from Ikea is a a crossword puzzle, with half the clues missing.

To be purchased only by people with the patience of a saint, and all the time in the world to experiment.

See...they're testing us :-)

Paul said...

There are kits and then there are kits. Nothing beats Ikea though.

Elkins45 said...

Too funny!

Rick T said...

I Kan't Ever Assemble....