Dear Bedroom Community Chevrolet Dealer Who Keeps Mailing Me Offers To Buy My Car:
Please take this to heart: The only circumstance under which I would purchase a new car would be if someone was holding a gun to my head. That is, unless they insisted that I buy a Chevy. If they did, I would ask them to please hurry up and pull the trigger.
Sincerely,
Fool Who Purchased A Brand-New Cavalier (in the first year the model was offered and regretted it for ten years. While I was having the engine rebuilt after the heads warped, I bought a rusty 1974 MGB for $300, and found it to be more fun and more dependable than the Chevy. I parked the Cavalier and drove the MG.)
You could not give me a Chevy. I'm sure they make plenty of fine cars, but that wretched little hatchback soured me on 'em for good.
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The CEOs of Ford and GM recently met with Trump to urge him to endorse legislation that would only allow their dealerships to repair/maintain their cars. Ford and GM are now dead to me!
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