Lucky for us, Law Enforcement Officers* of Easton, MD are on it whenever evildoers flout the Law: Man Arrested For Public Toplessness.
I feel ever so much safer now, really I do.
W. T. F.?
* I don't actually blame the police here, they didn't come up with this goofy law. It's simply too difficult to set the properly-askew Dragnet tone without mentioning them. "The story you have just seen is true. Only the names were changed-" except I didn't.
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