Conan The Objectivist: "They otta see what we have to deal with! So, you mean something that looks at humans the way owls look at mice?"
Me: "Yeah. Probably swiveling their heads all the way around, too."
Onlooker: "It is just freaky, the way owls do that."
C the O (sarcastically) "Owls are possessed by demons!"
Me: "I am totally not messin' with any demon that possesses a pet owl. No way."
Happy times, happy times.