...If you cross this (we'll call it FOO) with this (we'll call it BAR)?
Could it be.....FUBAR? (Or BARFOO, I suppose, which isn't slang AFAIK but sounds disgusting).
"We're from the government and we're here to help you," keeps sounding more and more frightening.
Also? I'm thinkin' about studyin' Mandarin. Just in case.
4 months ago