It's madness. Madness!
The phone company wants to sell me cable TV. The cable company wants to sell me landline phone service and search engines are pushing their own browser.
Next thing you know, the gas company will be selling me water and sewage services!
...Okay, blast you, okay. I'll adjust. But if ever I see a Power & Light company service truck with tinkling bells and an ice-cream freezer on it, that'll be the last straw, dog-gone it, the very last straw.
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