Rannie-the-cat is convinced thwarting her innocent desires to do simple, pleasant things like steal bacon, shrimp or steak,* merely grope about on a plate of people food any time she thinks you're not paying attention or sleep in the bathtub at people-showering time is something humans do for the sheer joy of it.
Yes, Rannie. Yes, we do.
* First grilled steaks of the season were served up Sunday night. Oh, that hardwood lump charcoal!
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