It is not to be believed. Today, I have a dental exam at the earliest possible time, followed by an eye exam with barely time to get from one to the other. I hadn't realized they were on the same day until last week.
Naturally, on Friday my employer announced an all-hands-on-deck staff meeting starting about a half-hour before my usual shift.
It's not an art, it's a natural gift.
In the meantime, h'mm, how about some really, really bad travel advice? Probably SFW outside the UK, but you may attract attention by giggling loudly.
T. R. MCELROY'S STREAMLINED TELEGRAPH KEYS
11 months ago