Tam is in the next room, apparently playing Spin The Dial:
TV: Woosh, click, "...at's our forecast..." Click, "Avoid real estate unless it is thoroughly cooked! Otherwise it can be tough, like a hockey puck." ...[Burst of music]
Update, 10:47 a.m.: I swear I just woke up to an ad that ended with a picture of a sunset and an overly mellow announcer crooning, "...enjoy the taste of a premium gasoline." By the perpetual candidacy of Screaming Lord Sutch, what have you people got up to? Admit it, you've broken reality again, haven't you?
T. R. MCELROY'S STREAMLINED TELEGRAPH KEYS
1 year ago