I'll tell you what would make me happy: the entire United States Congress and all of their staffs, out of work and lined up at highway exits, panhandling -- and getting darned little except the occasional thrown nickel.
Sure, it's cruel, arbitrary and unfair, but hey, "as ye sow, so shall ye reap." 'Scroom. Down to the last and least of 'em. Time for a new and less-entrenched band of crooks, nitwits and schemers.
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