0735: Tamara has ostensibly left for work; the basement door has shut and latched, ka-thunk.
0736: Roberta goes to the kitchen and butters three great big crackers for a light breakfast. There is a sound from the basement, great brute boots tromping up the stairs: clomp, clomp, clomp...
0736:20: Roberta is thinking, ohGawdohGawd, I'm gonna have to take on the boogyman with only a butterknife?
0736:25: Tamara's cheery voice through the basement door: "Later! First boot-wearing morning since Spring!" Clomp, clomp... The back door slams.
Oh, that. Okay.
Update
3 days ago
4 comments:
Fire extinguisher, stray them in the face and beat with the can. You do have one in the kitchen?
Of course.
Cast iron pans build a hell of a lot of energy up in a good swing.
Just saying.
"If your sidearm is not within arm's reach as you read this, you missed the point of API 250!" - Lt. Col. Jeff Cooper, writing about his introductory course at Gunsite.
A good idea, even if you never took the course!
gfa
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