Oh, alas and alack! I'm out of powdered coffee creamer and the corner store only had high-test real cream, which is too rich and which I never manage to use up before it turns and has to be put down from a safe distance lest it kill us all.
So all I have to lighten my coffee this morning is...vanilla ice cream! The good kind, with real milk, sugar and cream in it.
Oh, the horror, the awful privation, etc., etc., hahahah!
7 months ago