Remember to vote just the once, if indeed you vote at all. Edgar Allen Poe may have died of over-voting and a careful search through the tinfoil-hat sites of Left and Right will likely unearth at least one suspiciously-vague tale of modern fraudulent voters being led to slaughter and dumped in an anonymous ditch once their usefulness has passed. Don't be like them:* vote no more than once and be on the qui vive when you do!
* This also includes not being the flamboyantly imaginary product of a disordered mind. Avoid that; it can't possibly be nice.
T. R. MCELROY'S STREAMLINED TELEGRAPH KEYS
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