So there I am at work, washing my hands, when one of my friends -- I'll just call her "D," since that's not any of her initials -- steps up to the next sink over and remarks, "This election's getting close, isn't it!"
I roll my eyes, "Ohgawd, we're really doing this next Tuesday, aren't we?"
She laughs, "No, I mean it's neck and neck. ...But I see your point."
I laugh too. "And yours. Either way, a lot of people aren't gonna be happy."
Wednesday, look for monumental hangovers. At best.
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