(One speaker is me, the other is Tam. We agreed to not tell who is who).
"Damn this coat! The zipper's no good!" (fumble, fumble) "It won't fasten!"
"Here, let me see..." (fumble, fumble, think) "Do you still have that multitool?" (fumble, plying of pliers, fumble)
"No, let me... Oh, it just won't. It's been a problem all day. Forget it it."
"You could snap up the storm flap snaps..."
"Hey, what? It does have snaps, and I've been cold all day?" (blush, blush)
"Oh, gee, I thought you knew that...."
(Third speaker) "I thought you were just hot from the exertion. No?"
"No, I was freezing! It's got snaps! I've only had the coat...five or six years and I didn't notice?"
Sometimes things are too obvious.