Why is it that Alice Roosevelt's line, "If you haven't anything good to say about anyone, sit right next to me," is not better-known?
Why the hell isn't there a Hilton on the Moon already?
Why haven't I got my flying car yet?
Or the tiny power plant that sits in the back yard and runs the whole house for pennies a year?
But digital TV, that I'm stuck with getting no matter what. Oh, joy. Alice? Let's turn the miserable thing off and talk about people we don't like.