A) Gee, I love living in the U.S.A.
B) I slept with a (double-action-only) pistol under my pillow for many years. It's not the cleverest of ideas but it's a handy location if you're not grabby in your sleep. I worked out a better location -- but since effin' when is it anyone's business but the folks you interact with in and from your bed?
It's got everything: The Gummint, in your bedroom, takin' your guns. Oh, please tell me they wore nice shiny jackboots!
Let us not overlook C) The genius who chose to add a generic, file photo of a bed to "illustrate" this article, d'ye think he believes most readers have not seen a bed before? D00d, most of us don't sleep on a couch at Mom & Dad's.