Do you feel insecure? Are loud, overbearing neighbors making you fret? Have experiences in previous decades left you without reserves? Try the wonder drug Maginot!
STG, under the supervision of CORF, is proud to present their all-new, iron-clad shield for the worried and weary: Joffre's MAGINOT! A modern miracle of integrated systems, featuring early warning of troubling symptoms and deep, deep defense, Maginot will lift those shadows and put pep back in your step! In no time at all, you'll be sipping cafe au lait, smoking Gauloises, debating Existential philosophy and sneering at tourists. Ask your policy advisers about Maginot today!
Warning: use of Maginot may lead to overconfidence. Some users of Maginot have experienced lengthy periods of loss of control, in some cases lasting over four years. This product must not be used in conjunction with Belgium. Maginot and the related treatment, Eben-Emael, have not been tested for success against shaped charges or glider assault. Consult modern strategists before using Maginot. Use only as directed and don't forget, there's always surrender followed by collaboration, with underlying determined resistance until side-effects abate; direct application of American, British and Commonwealth forces may speed relief.
PS: Once again, Italy wins on style points! Way kewl. Didn't actually see a whole lot of use.
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