Appears I've got 'em. Scheduled to see the eye doctor tomorrow at 8:55 a.m. "Blepharitis," which sound to me like what you call it when an elephant suffers severe wind.
Until I see the doc, the professional advice is to wash one's face with baby shampoo and lay off the makeup. Have been doing and will keep on doing.
No well-meaning advice, please, and especially if you've never had this. No silver, no half-onions, none of that. We pay a class of arcane specialists to work on this stuff and they're better than you think.
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