Maybe I don't hear ads on the TV properly -- when the woman in the commercial says, "Now I enjoy smooth skin every day," I'm thinking it's good she found a meal she likes, but she really ought to get more variety in her diet.
The auto dealer's jingle runs, "[Dealer name]'s got your truck, man !" and I wonder why he'd steal some guys truck.
They claim, "Buy now and save," and I compare the supposed "savings" with not buying and find the balance coming up negative. They tell me, "Thirty days same as cash," and I'm wondering if it works like a court sentence -- "Thirty days or one thousand dollars." Heck, I might take a month off to huckster furniture in exchange for a new living room suite!
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