I'm not going to explain the post title, other than to remind readers, "Really don't make fun of bald guys," and to explain that today's screed is about--
Well, it's about faith, I suppose, and True Believers and confirmation bias and if it's right to leave someone up to their neck in alligators because you think they have been rubbing the wrong shade of blue mud in their navels.
The continental United States (and Mexico and countless Caribbean islands) is being hit by dreadful weather, wildfires, earthquakes and tsunamis. These are facts. You can watch some of it happening right now, in real time, via your computer or television.
Let's start with confirmation bias, or perhaps Idiotic Smugness: I have seen a couple of instances on social media of people pointing out, "See, all this is happening right after the U.S. withdrew from the Paris Climate Agreement!"
Sure, but even if you believe the Agreement is funding some sort of Captain Planet-type corps of superheroes pushing back against the cruel thermometer of Wicked Industrial Mankind (it isn't), there's one tiny problem
: "The Paris Agreement (French: Accord de Paris), Paris climate accord or Paris climate agreement, is an agreement within the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change (UNFCCC) dealing with greenhouse gas emissions mitigation, adaptation and finance starting in the year 2020
Catch that last? Twenty-twenty
. So far, Paris hasn't produced anything but fancy talk and high-falutin' plans.
In fact, though President Trump most certainly has announced the U. S. would withdraw from the Agreement
, it works out that the very earliest date by which this country could be out would be 4 November 2020, which just happens to be the day after
the next Presidential elections, making this one of those safest of Presidential promises, slated to occur after the promiser's term of office has ended.*
A little sneakier and more smug are those who say, "With all this horrible weather, now you/politician/whoever have
to admit Global Warming is real!"
Yeah, no. For the sake of argument, stipulate Anthropogenic Global Warming is real -- and then explain to me how a people in general and the political class -- overlapping groups that includes flat-earthers, far-out conspiracy theorists and hardcore young-Earth creations -- will be persuaded by by yet more evidence. And the cited evidence (recent weather), while suggestive, is far from incontrovertible: weather isn't climate. Climate isn't weather. Looking back, the short-term "noise" of weather is huge compared to the long-term trendlines of climate: there's a lot of jitter. On the scale of geologic time, the climate shows lovely rising and falling curves, Ice Age to Warm Period and back again, a bit sawtooth-y; zoom in to the span of a single human lifetime and the big curve vanishes under warm spells and cold snaps, floods and droughts. At no time has the planet been entirely Edenic: it's a tough place for individual naked apes and it's not all that great for the other critters, either: mortality is 100%.
I'm also unimpressed with the people who claimed Houston's lack of "proper zoning" and Texas's GOP-dominated, business-friendly state government made the hurricane damage there worse than it could have been. The city got as much rain in four days as it normally receives in the course of a year. When that happens anywhere that gets rained on regularly, terrible things follow. People drown in their own attics. Industrial facilities are washed out...and into people's back yards. You can't zone for it and the political climate and party in power are insignificant against the power of a storm -- as Hurricane Sandy
showed, when plenty of code-compliant seaside homes were destroyed as far north as New Jersey and New York.
The lesson here is not that "The thing I want to believe about climactic trends and our ability as a species to affect them is the Absolute Truth," no matter which way you lean. The lesson is Bad Things Happen
Are you gonna pitch in to help the victims or not?
* Which is not to say Mr. Trump won't run again, or that it is outside the bounds of possibility that he might win, at which point that chicken is going to need roosting space. Nevertheless, it hasn't even hatched yet.