Have I Found My Presidential Candidate?

Check out Mike's campaign video -- he's got the same qualifications as the competition, only even more so! I'm a little bothered that he might be some kind of a hippie, but hey, aren't they all tellin' us to be reachin' out across the gulfs that divide Americans from one another?

I really think we could do far worse. And this guy? He's seen the horror and glory of combat, up close'n'personal!