A yen for something, anyway: a bureaucrat in Japan suspended after spending hours a day "gazing at online porn."
So that's why they say "you'll go blind!"
D'ya suppose we could slow down Washington's lust for legislation if we gave 'em all access to "adult" sites? It's not like the halls of power could get any grodier.
Feh. "Gazing." Hello? Euphemisms, Inc.? Do you offer bulk rates?
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