Rule of thumb: if no better basis exists, vote for the fatter candidate. Sure, you'll need more tar and feathers, but they can't hide as easily or run as fast. I'm sure other advantages will occur to the imaginative reader.
Hoosiers, get out there and send Steven H. David off to "explore other career opportunities!" Heck, he's not even fat, other than between the ears.
One Evening On Kansas II
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