If I had the money to afford the consequences, I'd stand next to that sign munching Colby Jack cubes right from the bag long enough to become the first person to be convicted of "cheese crime".
It's really a photohack -- the sign was "pasted" over the one barring smoking within eight feet of the door.
But, really, if smoking's out, shouldn't stiny cheese follow? And you can't be sure what kinds wil be stinky, so-- Cheese ban! Cream cheese and yogurt, too.
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If I had the money to afford the consequences, I'd stand next to that sign munching Colby Jack cubes right from the bag long enough to become the first person to be convicted of "cheese crime".
I've seen a few odd signs in my time.
But that one takes the prize.
Who's the lady with the camera? ;D
(Sorry, just can't resist a softball over the plate.)
Okay, somebody illuminate me.
Where is this and what thought process was involved in the creation of said state law?
Free and unrestricted use of cheese!!
HUH?????
Merle
It's really a photohack -- the sign was "pasted" over the one barring smoking within eight feet of the door.
But, really, if smoking's out, shouldn't stiny cheese follow? And you can't be sure what kinds wil be stinky, so-- Cheese ban! Cream cheese and yogurt, too.
Silly me, going straight to the "urban dictionary" and finding a meaning for "cheese" that would make use or possession illegal.
And I've truly seen signs of that ilk all over the Malay Peninsula barring possession durian.
*of*
Durian: the H-bomb of foods.
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