...Or do like one in three Revlon lipsticks end up spontaneously ejecting the actual lipstick from the lipstick tube at some point in their useful life?
(A post which illustrates the old folk-wisdom that anytime women talk about anything, men interrupt with blithe unawareness of the appropriateness of their incursion.. Boys, it's cute but there really are times when you should stand silent.)
CARBON MICROPHONE CHECKING
4 weeks ago