I shouldn't take time to do this, but --
D00d! You're driving on icy-slick roads in snow, d00d! HANG UP AND DRIVE!!! Now!
A. Fishtailing is Sir Isaac's way of telling you that you are pushing the envelope. It's a warning, not a flirtation.
B. Sliding is Nature's way of telling you there are no exceptions to Newton's Laws at our level of perception.
C. It's four-wheel drive. Your grip, traction, steering and braking work just the same as any other son of a pickup truck. Truly. Really.
F'the love a' mud, folks, it takes longer in weather like this. Unclench. Slow down. Get there. Please?
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