[SFX: Alarm clock beeping]
Brain? Brain? Are you there? Are you awake?
::Whazzit awreddy? Y'up?::
Damn thing. I think the carburettor's clogged. Paid good money for it, too.
Here's a poster to tide you over, readers. I've gotta go have a little talk with my brain; it seems to think it's got the day off.
A VINTAGE-SUITABLE CALENDAR
3 weeks ago