Spent too much time looking up The History Of Cheese (it may be older than wine -- the ancient Greeks thought so) and reading how the President blames Indiana's "lax gun laws" (like the Federal one that makes direct cross-border handgun sales illegal?) for Chicago's crime problem. And he wants us to fix it by making illegal stuff even illegaler! Um, sir? Sir? How come Indianapolis, despite our recent surge of violence, is still less crime-ridden than Chicago?
Here, sit down, Mr. President. Relax. Have some nice cheese. Ya nitwit.
Time to go soak in Epsom Salts. Dissolved in hot water. That's for me, not the President. I'm sure the Secret Service will draw him one if he wants.
5 months ago