I was half awake; I thought the news story was about some unfortunate with mental problems, in trouble on an interstate through town.
A cup of coffee and another turn of the newswheel later, I caught the real story: Mangoes! Crazy enough. It's a big mess at the North Split between I-70 and I-65, the aftermath of a semi wreck. They're still cleaning it up -- the truck has been hauled off but the slippery mess of pulped fruit and rainwater remains.
It was almost better the other way around.
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