Saturday, January 28, 2023

Not Even A Real Fraud

      Federal investigators have revealed that Congressman George Santos is not even a real grifter.  "George Santos" is actually Lena Jensen, a thirty-year-old graduate student from Frostbite Falls, Minnesota, working on a doctoral thesis about the ease of acquiring dark money in U.S. elections, even for candidates with a questionable background.

      "It was never supposed to go this far," Jensen said, "But now that I'm in office, I feel obligated to serve George's constituents."



Anonymous said...

Any thoughts from Rocky and/or Bullwinkle?

Anonymous said...

If Lena is from Frostbite Falls, surely she is pursuing her doctorate at Wossamatta U.? I hope she knows Moose and Squirrel. :)

RandyGC said...

Hmmmm. Does "Lena" have an accent? I'll bet if you dig deep enough you'll find her name is actually Natasha!

Comrade Misfit said...

It's a sad commentary that such has to be labeled as satire.