Saturday, February 07, 2015

Ropeburn Warning?

     If I worked in an ER, I'd be getting ready for "Fifty Shades Of Wrist and Ankle Injuries."  It's a movie, y'hear? --Professional drivers, closed course, Do Not Try This At Home.  But they will.  Yes, they will.

9 comments:

Bob said...

"When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other." - - Eric Hoffer

Thus you see the King of Jordan basing his response to ISIS on a Clint Eastwood movie. :)

NAVIGATOR said...

ISIS SHOULD GET A CLINT EASTWOOD RUNDOWN OF A S&W .44 AND BE QUERIED BY HM "ARE YOU FEELING LUCKY PUNK ?" ...."MAKE MY DAY"

WOULD IMNSHO BE MORE THAN THEY DESERVE

MAY I RECOMMEND TO HM ORD LOAD OUT CBUS AND NAPALM

GOOD HUNTING SIR !

jed said...

Heh. Nice quote, Bob.

And, the ER folks are already familiar with this sort of stuff. Though it is humorous to think of an uptick from the release of the movie. And calls to the police due to lost handcuff keys.

Reminds me of a nifty wiki I just read about: Radiopaedia -- some of the images there are from unfortunate ER visits.

"To infinity, and beyond!" wasn't meant that way, dude.

LCB said...

I have a book-reading buddy. At her request I read FSOG. For the life of me...I can't understand why women like this book. Gray is a creep...and the book's writing and plat are just plain BLECH. She also wanted me to read books 2 and 3...I just couldn't, they were so bad.

But then I remember the woman that I've known who have been in abusive relationship. Not all of them, but some of them just can't seem to feel loved unless an @sshole is abusing them. I've always wondered if their fathers abused them and that's the only way they can feel loved. Maybe you women out there can straighten me out.

LCB said...

Oh good grief.

Plot, not plat.

Women, not woman.

relationships, not relationship.

Why don't I see these mistakes when I proof read??????

D.W. Drang said...

Rent in that building has gone up since the books were released, and Seattle is bracing for 50 Shades Tourism."

Please, please, please let this be a colossal flop.

Bubblehead Les. said...

Too late. It's America in 2015.

Which means the same kind of Idiots who are putting the rest of the Nation at Risk because they won't give their kids Vaccinations should be heading to the E.R in 3,2,....

Joseph said...

Fifty Shades of Black and Blue?

aczarnowski said...

Heh. Thanks for that.