"Gary Johnson is extremely popular with the troops -- why won't he be in the Commander-in-Chief Q&A thing on TeeVee tonight?"
"Because he's not going to be President."
Killjoy. Also, this is a prime chance for the Giant Meteor of Doom* to do its thing. But will it? Probably not. Oh, L. Neil Smith, they're worse than ever.
* Yes, yes, I know the kids use a different D-word. I'm not using that one in a posting that discusses Presidential candidates and uses the phrase "Commander-in-Chief," because we live in a day and age of people with no sense of humor or proportion or even just plain sense and I do not propose to get body-slammed or even interviewed vigorously by witlings on the gummint payroll because I made a funny that sailed over their tiny, tiny heads. YMMV.
8 months ago