"Gary Johnson is extremely popular with the troops -- why won't he be in the Commander-in-Chief Q&A thing on TeeVee tonight?"
"Because he's not going to be President."
Killjoy. Also, this is a prime chance for the Giant Meteor of Doom* to do its thing. But will it? Probably not. Oh, L. Neil Smith, they're worse than ever.
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* Yes, yes, I know the kids use a different D-word. I'm not using that one in a posting that discusses Presidential candidates and uses the phrase "Commander-in-Chief," because we live in a day and age of people with no sense of humor or proportion or even just plain sense and I do not propose to get body-slammed or even interviewed vigorously by witlings on the gummint payroll because I made a funny that sailed over their tiny, tiny heads. YMMV.
Update
3 days ago
4 comments:
I'm still up in the air about which ticket I'm supporting, Cthulhu 2016 or SMOD.
JayNola - Go with Cthulhu in 2016.
"Why vote for the lessor of two evils?"
{Insert rimshot sound *here*}
Ah, but SMOD promises us no evil politicians! ...No anything, in fact, but there are always trade-offs.
My fave political pitch this year:
"The left wing said they'd abolish poverty,
right wing said they'd abolish bureaucracy
Odin said he'd abolish Ice Giants
Where are the Ice Giants?"
I think I will write-in Odin.
Lex Luthier
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