"I DON'T KNOW THAT."
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"Alexa, set a timer. Ninety seconds.""TIMER SET FOR ONE MINUTE AND THIRTY SECONDS."
"Alexa, define 'pedant.'"
"PEDANT: ONE WHO IS OSTENTATIOUS IN THEIR LEARNING."
"Close enough."
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"Alexa, who loves ya, baby?""HELLO KOJAK. ALWAYS A PLEASURE."
Yes, she really says that.
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* One way is to let the tomcat fight my hand a little! Huck's careful to not hurt me but between speedy claw slaps and biting, it's clear he could.
3 comments:
Asking Alexa to open the Pod Bay doors is responded to by "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
I tried open pob bay doors with Siri and got:
Siri: What is this pod bay everyone is talking about?
Smarty pants computer.
Eck!
Me to Siri: "Open the pod bay doors."
Siri: "Can't you just slide it under the door?"
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