The racist, paleface gunman from the stick-in-the-mud Midwest who shot his way into the White House Thursday? Didn't have a gun, never got close, and may possibly have been a bubbly, female, African-American dental hygienist living in Connecticut.
About the only way this could get further off the rails would be if they find out she had some kind of metabolic problem that could cause severe confusion -- and was suffering from it at the time. --Or if she had a huge bee in her bonnet about ACA, so-called "Obamacare."
Look for this one to drop right off the radar unless the media figure out how to spin it into something that fits comfortably with their neat little worldview, in which all bad things have "Made in GOP" stamped on the underside.
3 months ago