"Are you dead, or do you know someone who is? Are you pestered by annoying relatives in the Afterlife? Stuck in Purgatory? Were you sent to a worse Hell than you feel you deserved? Yama and Mictēcacihuātl may be able to help!
"Our team of highly-trained intercessors, mediators and death-cult priests go to work on your case at once.
"If you've been unjustly zombified or fatally exposed to vampirism against your will, there is a legal remedy! Concerned your heart may outweigh a feather? Worried it might become Ammit-chow? We know the right spells to prevent that! And remember, there's never any fee (other than a small portion of your soul.).
"If you need help after death, remember the firm of Yama and Mictēcacihuātl, leading you through the Afterworld!"
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