Sunday, February 23, 2020


     Remember, it is entirely normal for a person to swallow an average of eight spiders in their sleep every year.* So it stands to reason that it's also normal to help ensure that your spouse, roommate or the person asleep next to you on an airplane is normal.

* No it isn't. That "eight spiders a year" factiod is specious nonsense.


rickn8or said...

Hey, everybody needs a hobby.

Or a reason for a Secret Smile.

Jess said...

That's true, and maybe necessary. Spiders probably have some important enzyme needed for healthy digestion, and too many people probably don't receive this enzyme due to the overuse of insecticides. It's worth a study to find out, although I don't envision many volunteers.

Ritchie said...

Well I suppose a lot depends on the spiders, wouldn't you think?