Dead Somali Pirate Washes Ashore, unspent ill-gotten gains still in pocket.
Okay, there's one. Increment until problem is solved.
Seriously, next time these punks grab a ship, why doesn't some public-spirited county just bomb it? Do that a few times and you'd be amazed how quick the pirates find another line of work. The surviving pirates, anyway.
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