Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Mars Needs Commies

Hugo Chavez, noted astronomer and planetary ecologist, also fat-headed autocrat, says capitalism may have ended life on Mars. He's serious.

The opposition: they're committed, they're commitable, and they think their ill-informed opinions are Eternal Truths.

Is this what spooked Balko into taking the blue pill?

11 comments:

North said...

The Brady Bunch reruns ended life on mars.

Tango Juliet said...

Slim Whitman was awful hard on Martians if I remember right.

Jim said...

Perhaps the Navy can scramble their eggs on their way home from dealing with Michael Jackson's partner in fashion crime.

Jim

Bubblehead Les. said...

I might buy Pugsley's thesis if he was talking about Imperialism and Arrakis, but Mars? What a Dummy! Everyone know that Mars Needs Women, not Water!

Sarah said...

What - it isn't Bush's fault?

Shena said...

I find it really interesting that so many very well to do entertainers have an affinity for communist thugs like Fidel, Che, and Hugo.

Tango Juliet said...

It's fashionable, Shena.

Anonymous said...

Isn't Mars the "Red Planet"?

Can't we just ask Val Kilmer? He was there he should know.

Shootin' Buddy

Anonymous said...

Damn Federation of Concerned Spacemen!

Gerry

Roberta X said...

:) ...Did you know FCS has an earthside counterpart? I think they lean a lot more Left, though.

Anonymous said...

They are just Edger Wantabes

Gerry

I'm really enjoying the book.