Simplest one in the book: Felon in possession. Decides to take his semi-auto AK-47 for a walk at 0230. As in "a.m." Neighbors call police (but think it's a shotgun -- and so very not rabbit season in town, or duck season either). Of course, upon sight of the po-po, he drops it and runs.... Yes, he's in the jailhouse now.
No word if he was sporting the COPS-mandated lack of shoes and shirt and it has been chilly of nights, but one can hope.
(Bonus Parenting Tip: Your children steal from you? Shame them. ...Worth a try, I guess, though I'm not sure they're showing much remorse.)
Update
3 days ago
5 comments:
They found a sober IMPD officer at 2:30AM?
Anon @ 10:03,
Where in the article did it mention the officers were sober? I'd expect that to be a bigger story than the felon in possession.
BGM
He was SVF at 18 . . . and out of prison? How do you get to be 18 and SVF, even in Marion County???
Shootin' Buddy
Not a positive example of "Open Carry", was it?
No, not an actual example of "open carry:" felons can't carry. Now, if he had been J. Random Guy walking around at 0230 with a longarm and run afoul of Officers Of The Law, *that* might've been a bad exmple of open carry. OTOH, what're they arrest him for in Indaiana? "Public damfoolishness?" Alas, not a chargeable offense. "Hunting out of season?"
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