Sunday, December 19, 2010

A Cautionary Pun For The Holidays

It was a sad, sad tale. Her parents had divorced; her mother married a Temperance man and took her far, far away from the small Pennsylvania town where her father remained, eking out a living at his tiny distillery.

As a child, she was Temperance, too. But as an adult, overcome by holiday stress, she received a gift bottle of her father's product, forget her pledge, and fell prey to her Parumph, PA Pa rum.
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P.S.: Close, but no hooch bottle. Hmm, Pahrump envy?

10 comments:

Joshkie said...

LoL.
:-D

DaddyBear said...

Boooo!!!!!

rickn8or said...

OW!

Did NOT see that one coming.

Anonymous said...

But did you catch the second one?

perlhaqr said...

Duuuuuuuude.

Joanna said...

Go to your room.

Hmph.

Nathan said...

You are bad.

Stingray said...

*genuflects*

Anonymous said...

Am jealous ... it was agonizing.
Anon, Don

Nathan said...

I didn't get a parumph out of that guy.