...Tacky though it is:
"South Carolina woman faces trial for fake testicles"
No, it's not some awkward marriage-rights protest, merely the tasteless truck accessory.
'Sa pity you can't actually breed trucks, though; my truck-owning friends tell me none of the current crop possess all the desired traits and if you could cross 'em and pick the pups that did, you might just have something.... (On the other hand: Oh dear, oh dear, is that a classic VW Bug got into the garage? Somebody turn a hose on 'em, quick!)
8 months ago