It must be true -- Harold Camping said so, and he's an old hand at predicting the end of the world. He's done it a lot.
Are you ready? Affairs all in order? Light lunch packed? Ready to lay out a nice buffet for the Four Horsemen?
Remember to wear loose-fitting comfortable clothes and to keep a positive attitude.
It's just a pity FEMA didn't schedule their National EAS Test any sooner. Oh, well. At least they had nice, unnerving graphics.
Update: Bip bip bip,* Mr. Camping -- day's almost over and what have you accomplished?
* In some ways, "Normal" was my favorite male character in Dark Angel. Sure, he was usually a jerk, but in a broken world, he was still striving.
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