Yes, there's a special breed known as the Dorking Chicken -- but not, oh, thank you, Ghu, than kew, not in that way.
(Psuedoreleatedly, and to continue my frequent raillery of Canada, I'm given to understand that Dorking, Ontario is not very far from Punkeydoodles Corners. As one might expect.)
...Also, sorting out that troublesome nerd/dork/geek/dweeb matrix. At last.
STANCOR 10P TRANSMITTER: UPDATE 12
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