Wednesday, June 06, 2012

Overheard At The Bilderberg Group?

"Sometimes, I feel like a motherless child...other times, I think just a sandwich or a salad would be plenty."

Ew.

Ipse dixit department: "When people say this is a secret government of the world I say that if we were a secret government of the world we should be bloody ashamed of ourselves." --Denis Healey, founding member/former Steering Committee member. Dammit, Denis, if not mine, at least where's your flying car? Helicopters don't count.

2 comments:

Drang said...

Maybe you should be anyway, Denis...

John A said...

Known for disliking working with Baby Leroy, W. C. Fields was asked why he so despised children and protested against that allegation, paraphrased:

"Why, I love children! [sotto voce Preferably parboiled.]"