Today is forecast to be the hottest day in Indiana since 1988. We're under burn-bans throughout the state -- and so of course the high-rent bedroom community of Carmel is commencing smoke-testing of sewer lines.
Keep an eye open for fires, kiiiids -- unless the evidence is wisping skyward from a Carmel manhole cover.
Ah, but at least we're saved from the scourge of ethanol. Demon Rum: bad for you, bad for your car and you can't even see the flames in sunlight.
T. R. MCELROY'S STREAMLINED TELEGRAPH KEYS
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