I have, on occasion, observed persons with harshly censorious reactions to the bagpipes. While I find bagpipes delightful, mine is a minority opinion; the British Crown defined the pipes as a "weapon of war," after all. But I had not realized this fear and loathing extended into interstellar space.
...At least it wasn't an accordion, ey?
(Which reminds me....)
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